The CBD I use is derived from Oregon grown Hemp and may contain up to .3% THC. If you are concerned about passing a drug test, click this button to see wht Leafly has to say!

After years of trying every over the counter and prescription topical pain relief on the market I was fed up! Nothing I used was treating all of the different pains I had. So I decided to make my own. This cream treats topical, nerve, muscular and joint pain. So if you are ready to tell your chronic pain "Fuck You Pain!" this is for you!

Not all pain can be treated topically. So that is why I developed "Bitch Be Gone". Whatever you're ailment that causing you to bitch and moan, this can help! Made with hemp CBD this tincture helps not only pain but anxiety and depression! Plus essential oils to help with mood and hormone balance. Quit your bitching!

If you're in pain, dealing with anxiety or just feeling crummy, your libido is certainly going to suffer! This CBD tincture helps calm whatever is holding you back and the added essential oils promote female libido! So "Get It Girl!"


How does CBD fight addiction?

For all over body pain this Bath Oil will certainly do the trick! Forget Calgon! "Soak That Shit Away!"

Whether it's pain, anxiety or sleeplessness these delicious gummies will help you "Calm The F Down!" so you can get on with it!

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Whether you are trying to quit smoking, alleviate pain or anxiety or just take the edge off, this CBD Vape will help!

As someone who suffered from chronic migraines most of my life I know how horrendous they are. This CBD tincture also contains a very potent, natural vasodilator to open up thse constricted blood vessels! I recommend taking at the onset of a headache or aura.

Soak that Shit away with these bath sachets. You'll feel renewed. relaxed and ready for whatever life throws your way!

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Disclaimer: . Please consult your physician before making any changes to your medications and supplement use. *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.



Located in Astoria's Historic Sanborn Building. The Southwest corner being dubbed "Astoria's Underground" by the late, great Michael Foster. His vision of an old town Astoria was brought to life in the downstairs. All businesses are reminiscent of the famous buildings in Astoria. We even have a jail cell to lock up shoplifters! Just kidding, kind of. There is handicap access with an Elevator on 10th street using the glass door titled "Secret Gallery". You can find me that way, or walk down the wooden stairs on the corner of 10th & Marine, or my suggestion is to open the glass door to my Healing Solarium and descend the Spiral Stairs to the Apothecary. However you get to me, I promise it will be a fun destination! And check out my neighbors while you're down here!